As I flicked channels on my TV last night a CNN Special about an amazing new discovery caught my attention.
After millions and millions of dollars spent and many hours of intensive research trying to figure out some sort of chemical combination that would bring the sleep back to sleepless people the Cure for Insomnia has finally been found.
Surprisingly the Cure for Insomnia was not found by any of those pharmaceutical labs, it was actually found by a woman in Canada (women do kick butts!).
Even more surprising is that the woman was NOT trying to find the Cure for Insomnia and she does NOT even have a chemical or pharmaceutical background.
Her discovery is much better than any pill, capsule or even suppository could be, as it is covered by all health plans available. Contrary to many new pharmaceutical advancements that are only partially covered, if covered.
Also contrary to some of the previous advancements it does not work for a specific amount of time, such as 4, 6 or 8 hours. It does not need a second dose after the initial dose. All you need is ONE.
Unfortunately, the Cure is not readily available on the market, it will take some good nine months after you place your order to actually get it.
Her discovery is guaranteed to cure any type of insomnia, even chronic cases.
The cure, my friends, is to have kids!
Side Effects: may cause addiction and costs quite a bit of money, not necessarily right away, but long term.
